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Asma Hamid

I'm the anon that stalks on you. I'm the anon that insults you. I'm the anon that gives you crappy advice. I'm the anon that you fight with. I'm the anon that talks true shits. And I'm the anon that you didn't know.

absoluteloud-ness: 2006-2008
iztele: 2009

Because the day after tomorrow, my language teacher is gonna walk in class and go

"Baiklah semua, letak beg di bawah dan simpan semua benda kecuali barang tulis anda."

And then the whole class will go

"Alaaaa. Apani cikgu?"

My language teacher will then say

"Anda semua dilarang bercakap, edarkan kertas ini dan boleh mula menjawab kertas formatif tahun 2010."

Everyone will then whisper to each other

"Weh. Cikgu tak cakap apa-apa pun hari tu, kenapa ujian pula sesat?"

or

"Weh, kau dah study? Aku tak doh. Cikgu tak cakap apa-apa pun."

I will then freeze up and stare into space but not for long, Amman will nudge me and ask me to pass the papers. Then I'll go up to the teacher and say

"Cikgu tak cakap pun apa-apa."

My teacher will then say

"What are you on about? I told everyone the other day."

Then I'll go

"No, what are you on about. You never said anything to anyone."

After that, we'll have this big massive What are you on about argument.


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I went out for breakfast. Ate Nasi Kerabu. Sorry to say, but it doesn't taste nice. Went to those plant shops.

A: P, lets get bamboos!
P: Dont want it
A: Why?
P: Ghosts
A: But auntie sebelah has 'em. Tak de apa-apa pun.
P: Are you sure?
A: Kuatkan iman ada.
M: Adik, iman papa dah kuat dah. Kalau tak dia tak boleh jaga adik.
A: o0 *laughs*

Had grilled chicken for lunch, kerepek siput for tea and potato wedges for dinner.

A: Ur missing out on chocolate cake
F: whathe not fair :(
A: Haha
F: why have u got chocolate cake?
A: Uh there's brownies too
F: why have u got thoseeeee?
A: Mak syamim kasi
A: We're celebrating
F: for?
A: The No Fuzah day
F: Not funny. -.-'
A: Hahaha funny as hell
F: no it aint.

I want candy cigarettes, curlywurly, yummy gummy, push pop, blow pop (without the nasty gum), bubble tape, bubbaloo, rock stick, aeros, snickers, time out and twix. All I actually want is a ticket to Manchester.