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Asma Hamid

I'm the anon that stalks on you. I'm the anon that insults you. I'm the anon that gives you crappy advice. I'm the anon that you fight with. I'm the anon that talks true shits. And I'm the anon that you didn't know.

absoluteloud-ness: 2006-2008
iztele: 2009

Because the day after tomorrow, my language teacher is gonna walk in class and go

"Baiklah semua, letak beg di bawah dan simpan semua benda kecuali barang tulis anda."

And then the whole class will go

"Alaaaa. Apani cikgu?"

My language teacher will then say

"Anda semua dilarang bercakap, edarkan kertas ini dan boleh mula menjawab kertas formatif tahun 2010."

Everyone will then whisper to each other

"Weh. Cikgu tak cakap apa-apa pun hari tu, kenapa ujian pula sesat?"

or

"Weh, kau dah study? Aku tak doh. Cikgu tak cakap apa-apa pun."

I will then freeze up and stare into space but not for long, Amman will nudge me and ask me to pass the papers. Then I'll go up to the teacher and say

"Cikgu tak cakap pun apa-apa."

My teacher will then say

"What are you on about? I told everyone the other day."

Then I'll go

"No, what are you on about. You never said anything to anyone."

After that, we'll have this big massive What are you on about argument.


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I went out for breakfast. Ate Nasi Kerabu. Sorry to say, but it doesn't taste nice. Went to those plant shops.

A: P, lets get bamboos!
P: Dont want it
A: Why?
P: Ghosts
A: But auntie sebelah has 'em. Tak de apa-apa pun.
P: Are you sure?
A: Kuatkan iman ada.
M: Adik, iman papa dah kuat dah. Kalau tak dia tak boleh jaga adik.
A: o0 *laughs*

Had grilled chicken for lunch, kerepek siput for tea and potato wedges for dinner.

A: Ur missing out on chocolate cake
F: whathe not fair :(
A: Haha
F: why have u got chocolate cake?
A: Uh there's brownies too
F: why have u got thoseeeee?
A: Mak syamim kasi
A: We're celebrating
F: for?
A: The No Fuzah day
F: Not funny. -.-'
A: Hahaha funny as hell
F: no it aint.

I want candy cigarettes, curlywurly, yummy gummy, push pop, blow pop (without the nasty gum), bubble tape, bubbaloo, rock stick, aeros, snickers, time out and twix. All I actually want is a ticket to Manchester.

Today was fun but well tiring.

I got to school with the hama beads box and an iron. Aisyah.. I bet to stop herself from feeling all guilty, started making the hama beads. I went to line up, waiting for Iman. Then came all her stuff. I helped her carry polystyrene. Haha.

Then we went setting up. I went to get a table from a class. We then made the icing. Imagine me carrying a mixing bowl and a mixer and Iman carrying sugar, butter and weighing machine to a class. Funny sight? I think so.

We then started making the colour and started decorating. Loads of people bought cookies at first then teacher decorated some cupcakes saying that I decorated it ugly. *looks down* But the sold it. Coolest teacher ever? I think so. Miss Margaret and Miss Anny or something like that. *looks around* Haha. Then Ana went around selling cookies.

A: We made these with love
M: Well this was made with money
A: This is made by a student to the others
M: Well, next time.. let a pro handle it

We were fighting from the start until everything was cleared. Overall, we sold more. :) Cos Auntie only made a bit. We made loads.

After that Hana, Jehan, Ana, Iman and I started decorating. So decorated everything, while jumping and getting icing all over then went around selling. FAIL? Not so. Sold everything until we had to ask a few to go to our stall. Teachers were waiting at the stall, shouting orders at us. Haha. I didn't mind. It was funny.

So that's what we did. I got icing all over myself. At one point, when I went to sell cupcakes to Pn F, she scraped icing on my face and wiped it on my scarf. I was like ''Apa ni cikgu?", she laughed.

Someone stole a few hama bead. Am I pissed? Yes. The pengawas sukan then started playing with the iron. Pain in the butt hole.

We were selling and then there were no polystyrene left so Hana went to get it. She came back with Raqib and a case full of cupcakes. People were racing for it. Haha. Finally we were left with 2. For who? Ustazah. Then we were all so happy that Iman dropped food colouring. So Hana, Jehan and Iman splashed water all over it. Thank God it all came off. Finally, I sat and drank. My feet started to hurt.

KAisyah called Papa and when I saw Papa, I picked up the bag of hama beads and all and the bag ripped. I screamed and walked away. So pissed at myself. Hafiz, Hezrin, Hakim, Hiqmal and Haziqah helped picking up everything. THANK YOU!

Papa got us all Mackedees. Went home and ate then I slept. Hehe. Bloody tired alright. from 8 until 12, I didn't sit down.. AT ALL.

Hana lost her purse. Hana's phone screen cracked. People stepped on my shoe. I wanna cry. But I didn't. Yeah. Iman got more than she expects so yeah. Good for her.Next time, we will need a bigger working space. A ran and didn't take pictures. I bet S took pictures of his friends. I will leave them with teacher. :|

Overall.. TODAY WAS WELL SICK. WELL WICKED. WELL FUN.

28th

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27th

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No tuition today. Am I happy? I think so.

So I went to school... something happened. I won't mention here. No one saw except my friends anyway. I went to class and then found out that all the girls were suppose to go downstairs. So we did and after that was PE. They all played football. I played for a bit. They screamed like girls. They are girls but... ahh. Haha.

After PE was Maths followed by Geography. Then English. I had to go see the teachers that are organising the thingy this Friday. I saw MJ along the way. :) After that was Health Education. Then we all went home.

I slept. Bloody tired. No tuition today. I was so happy. I finished off my work. And my brother is so annoying. That's it I guess.

I'm suppose to write in an entry into my journal. I didn't do that. I did this instead. Why wouldn't she let the people who have blogs be excused from writing journals? Oh yeah.. in class.. I'm the only one. Sadly. Other people aren't as pro-active. I'm not like the rest.

*Whistles*
Goodbye
*Waves*
*Run off*

Yesterday was Monday. I could not recall what I did yesterday. I guess I did not do anything. But I did do something. In fact I did like did did something but I could not remember. This is sad. I should be able to remember. I just checked yesterday's schedule. I did not do anything.

School was no fun. So I have decided to skip to tuition.

I came late because I had to wait for KAisyah to finish eating. Mami's car was stuck at Mak Zam's and because of that, we didn't eat at home. Papa dropped us at Rimbun and we ate. I ate Kuey Teow Basah without sayur. Which is wet keuy teow without veges. I couldn't finish it so I packed it up. We then went to tuition. I came in late and had to sit right at the front. I couldn't see the board. They finished off my skittles. :|

Hana threw me her correction tape which lead to it cracking. I don't like rolling it up so I gave it to Jehan. Somebody then put something in my pencil case. I don't like feeling guilty so I passed it to a friend. She then kept it for the rest of the time. The owner of that something took my other friend's phone. The owner was searching for that something. I then texted my other friend's phone telling the owner to quit searching.

It was annoying. The owner wouldn't stop asking people. I do not understand the owner's problem. That something was given to the owner at 10 o'clock.

How gay was my day?
Not so.

I had to take care of Muaz the whole morning. Tiring? Obviously. He wouldn't sleep. Like WTH? We then grilled chicken and Muaz again wouldn't let me eat in peace. Am I pissed? Yes. He wouldn't stop crying... but he is a kid.

I don't like it today. Today made me all pissed.

Oh and thank you for showing me how much you care. So if I was covered in boiling water, you'd like it? I'm glad you finally confessed.

Right now.. I'm bloody sleepy.
My bed has no covers on.
My school clothes aren't ironed.
My books are not in my bag.
My legs are killing me.

Yesterday

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I can't recall the stuff that happened yesterday.

Oh... I had to do a presentation. Yupp... I had to do that. Yeah... Hmm... What else huh? Nah.. can't remember anything..


BUTTTT. TUITION.

So it finished at 9 but I had to stay til 10. And the shouters exc Q stayed with me. =D See what great friends I have.

M: What time balik?
H: 10

HAHAAA! See whatuh mean. Jehan, obviously stayed. :D She brought her netbook with no 3G so Hana and her went file surfing. English was a bore... no offence but seriously. At the last 10 minutes... we went... CAM WHORING but all the pictures are with Jehan. I wore my Team Manchester t-shirt, the one that I got from Judo and we were all showing our shirts like our other picture. And obviously... 1 t-shirt short.

R: Look at you guys.. wearing hoody.
H: Biarlah dorang.
R: Then tengok hana, lepak je pakai t-shirt... kan Hana?
H: Biarlah.. dosa aku en.

I love my friend(s).

Guess what? 21 days. 21 posts including this one. Told ya I'll make up for it.

Lesse... I made this one mind map for Civics and I showed KAisyah's friends and they were all like 'that is so childish'. Because of that, I made another one... I sent both in and guess which one got full marks?
=D

Naib Pengerusi
Naib Setiausaha
Bendahari

That was last year's...
this year?

AJK
N/A
Nil

Everything went down the drain. Poor Asma. Whattodo? Whattodo.

Okay.. you know what? I keep getting all these random stuff sent to my formspring. Bloody weird. Erm.. I stayed at tuition until 10. It finished at 9 but then we had a choice. Sir let us stay so we did.

R: Asma, tak panas ke pakai hoody... and with your tudung semua.
A: -.-'
H: Dia kene tutup aurat.
A: (Y)

Kay. Kay. Done. You know what I haven't done for a long time? Recap my day. So lesse.

This morning, I obviously woke up early. Nothing sore, thank God. Got to school and had to go to the whatchamacallit? Anyway, I went to scouts... like obviously. There was this female woof woof sitting behind me. I shall keep quiet about that. After the meeting.. all of us ambitious scouts stayed which isn't many. Lesse, Aisyah, her friends, Naqib, Yu Xi Yu and myself... we stayed discussing about Kem Keahlian. It started to rain so I went to class.

RE. Bla bla bla and suddenly Ustazah gave me a tenner. Haha. I answered a question and then she gave me a tenner. She asked everyone what is it called when someone doesn't believe in god and all. I answered.. Atheist, obviously. I got a tenner. New favourite Ustazah? I think so. Anyway, then I went up for History but after 1 period we had to go down for the dental check. I then hung around downstairs 'cos I ain't bothered going back up.

Break time came then it went. I now finally have a new seat. I am now sitting right at the front and not 3 rows from the front. I am glad that I can finally learn a little more without those male-female dogs annoying me. I had to ditch Nawal but sacrifices has to be done... right? Science came then English.


Then came BM. *looks down*


So that's basically it. I'm bloody tired, I'm bloody sleepy, I have homeworks and I haven't done my ironing. Goodbye computer? No, I don't think so.

I um.. just.. um... posted this on Iztele by accident. Sack that. Oh and I watched 13 Ghosts before. FREAKING AWESOME!

Wanna know what I learnt?

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Now, I have greater challenges ahead of me.
Future, your ninja awaits.
*burst into smoke*

Yesterday, I went to the doctors. He told me not to drink cold water. When I got home, the first thing I did was drink cold water. I have never felt so superior.

Today, I just realised that all the switches in my house has a SIRIM sticker on it. I didn't know that I was THAT into safety.

My brother just came into my room (wanting to unlock the toilet door on his side which wasn't locked) singing ''Oh Em Gee Gee, You ain't got no Em See See, Sleeping at Elevenee, Playing with ComputeeTee, " My response? "Get a life-fee"

The other day, I realised that I love you, that day was also opposite day.

I've realised that people wouldn't lie after saying 'I swear to God'. They could either walk away, change the subject or say not in their heart. What do they choose to do? Tell the truth.

Urban Dictionary made me say 'That is a sick act of faggotry', I think I found a new favourite quotation for my Facebook info. Thank you Urban Dictionary.

I know that none of the MLIAs I have posted will ever be published, so I go to my public networking website and key them in as if it was a published MLIA. (I just submitted this)

MLIA worthy? I think so.

Ditch ditch ditch

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I can't interpret school is cool without a not somewhere in between. School is no longer cool. School used to be cool. Now, school is not cool at all. Sleeping late is not cool... not anymore.

Blogging is cramping up my schedule. Nothing is fun no more. Blogging with a voice telling me to study or in this case, sleep is not fun. I have a nagging system somewhere in my brain. It makes me feel guilty. I always feel guilty. Everytime I touch the computer... GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. That is not cool. That is not fun.

Every week, I know that I will always be waiting for the weekends. Why? Because I can't stand sleeping late. Day after day, homework after homework, iron after iron... in the end, it only mean one thing. SLEEPING LATE. Do they care? No. When I tell them, they'll go all shocked but do they understand? No. I've decided to ignore that. Ignore the fact that they don't care. I have finally decided to stand on my own, try to achieve my dream on my own and will only get help if they want to help. I will no longer ask for help... I will not say no to someone who wants to help me though.

Today, I didn't get lots of homework. Thank God. Unfortunately though, I have to go to Muar tomorrow. Lets take it positively. :D Positive enough? No? LIVE.

Jehan stayed with me at tuition. =D Thank you. I had to wait for my sister to finish so I had to stay for like another hour and Jehan stayed. So yeah. We wanted to go to the shops but then there was a dog so we decided against that. We could run through but then that means we will end up on a tree and trees are not always safe. One way or the other.

No you just di'ent

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I'm not sure if I'm suppose to make a new post or not. I will get into details about saturday later, I have homework to do.

Today. Was. One. Heck. of. a. Day.
Serious shit.

I was like well mad in school. People, no, SOMEBODY pissed me off. Next time you go do that, I'm so telling Ms T. Watch it, it's not funny. If you still don't stop, I'm gonna get Ms T to demerit you and then kick you out of school. I'm serious. You might find this all funny but I swear to God that you'll stop laughing once a teacher tell you off.

So I was like all mad, I forced my ruler under my table to go straight and when it did, it made this crack sound and everyone was like ''kerusi patah''... nothing broke. They should get their facts right. They're always saying how accusing is a sin and they still do it. Such hypocrites. Life? You should get 'em.

Nawal then gave me this piece of paper telling me how to calm myself down. Like WTH? Oh and I finished my water in my water bottle today. I'm proud. :)

MLIA-BREAK. Done.

I seriously wonder.. if I put up hang man on the notice board, will people take it seriously or just scribble on it. It'd be cool if they'll play it properly. :| We'll see. Tomorrow. Probably. Maybe.

Tuition was wicked with Hana and Jehan, without F. HUAHAHA! And guess what F!? I BROUGHT SWEETS!

I'm sorry Mami... I'm pissed at the other people that are not helping and instead making fun of me. I'm sorry if I've hurt your feelings but if I didn't make myself vanish then, I'd go all mad and then you'd go all mad and then it'll be all messed up. Oh and I've decided to just ignore the whole idea of being one.

GO. GO. GO.

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Papa said that people made igloos in Manchester. I am jealous.

I listen to the news. UK's news. It makes me jealous. Coldest winter in 30 years. Oh well, atleast I've made a snowman before. MORE SNOW TOMORROW. OMG, they're seriously trying to rub this in my face. I can't stand listening to it. MUTED.

I'm sleepy. It's already 10 to 1. I missed the 9th. Oh well. Homework? Not much. Thank God. I have to read the malay and english novels, though.

I went to school, got to class, learnt stuff, went to eat, wanted to buy a tissue, the book shop was packed, waited for the rest then went to class, had history then Agama. How exciting!

LOLOLOLO.

I can't wait for tomorrow. :D

Tons and tons of homework. I've finished them all so it don't matter. Iman finally made my cookie.


Heh. Heh. Someone was correcting me on how there's no such thing as 'cookie' and you can't say 'cookie' because it's actually 'cookies'. Then she continued with laughing at me and saying 'Kau dari England pun tak tau tu.' Get your facts right, mate.

I just read Chapter 4 of Science. I've already learnt it in year 4. So.. Hah! Hah! I wonder how the dirty minded guys in my class will react. I think that if we have SE in Malaysia, all those unmarried parents will stop reproducing. Seriously.

I think I lost RM 20 somewhere. It might be in the car. IDK. But it was in my pocket then I can't find it. They shouldn't make paper notes. Use cards or something. LOL. No. I just killed it. Can't wait for Saturdayyyy! Yippee yaa yaa yippee yippee yaa!!!

My sister told her what I said. -.-' Don't trust her. My tummy hurts 'cos I just drank Revive and drinking something with gas is not good when you have an empty tummy... it'll hurt you like hell. I haven't chatted to Q for ages and Farah, I think brought her up before. :(

Have you realised that when you go saying something like...
My f*cking maid with the star changed to a U, you're actually saying that your maid is f*cking? I don't.

What did I do to you? Hardly anything. The other lot goes doing stuff to you and I'm always the one that you pick on. Stop being so tight on me.

I don't feel the need to blog today as I didn't get anything except tons of homework. Notes, notes and more notes.

Oh and did I tellyou that my bag gets heavier everyday? I don't understand why the Jabatan Pelajaran feel the need to not give us lockers... Although there's hardly any place for them, if there's a will, there's a way. Innit? They could put it at the back of the class. It wouldn't even be big. I mean, just something small so we could lock away our text books. Or atleast, they could seperate our text books. Half it or something and make like 2 books for one subject... like the Form 1 and Form 2s. Just because we're older, it doesn't mean we don't mind getting sore backs because the truth is, we do.

There's this one teacher that scares the crap out of me but... oh well. Ms T said that she's the debate teacher. GREAT! - in a non sarcastic way. I fell asleep in school because I was so tired. N didn't realise. LOLOLOLO. I tried making a schedule but it's not working out for me.

#1
2-3 Relax
3-4 Chores
4-7 Homework

#2
2-3 Chores
3-7 Relax

I personally choose #2. Hah. Hah. I'm sleepy. I haven't read that Mr Jekyll thing or the Malay one. I'm. So. Dead.

Yawn 1. Yawn 2. Yawn 3. Yawn 4. Yawn 5.
I'm getting tired of my friends. Not the boogles, the other ones. I don't even think they're my friends anymore. I mean, they wouldn't stop insulting me. They couldn't stop dissing me. They couldn't stop making fun of the way I speak. It's old news, find something new, please... and you call me ketinggalan. Do I diss you? No. Do I insult you? No. Do I offend you? No. Am I rude to you? Probably but atleast I don't diss you!

I went to school with a bag that is BLOODY HEAVY! All the Form 3s had to stay. OMG. I can't believe I'm in Form 3. Gosh. -.-' I feel so old. I felt as if I just moved yesterday. Oh well. We had a spotcheck and it took us ages. I went up for KH and made notes while teacher was teaching but she didn't mind. I didn't do anything during PJ except chatted with Iman.

I ate my food with Iman and Farhana. Suddenly Hakim, Hafiz and their other friend came jumping from the back. Guess who they ate their lunch with? Grrr. Hakim nicked my spoon. -.-' Who does he think he is. Then I went to the koperasi and Jehan said that I ditched her but I didn't. Hana did. Haha. Went up and teacher didn't turn up for Maths, again.

I had Geo. I'm just glad Cikgu F is teaching me. For English, we had to write an essay then Ms T told us that we had to write a journal. I don't mind 'cos... I just don't. LOL. I had to do it in Sect 5 but Mr Cher said we could swear in there so it's so fun. HAHA. PK was a pain in the backside. Seriously.


I went tuition today, for the first time. I didn't know where to go so I was like, in front of the door. LOL. R didn't reply my text and I didn't have F's number. -.-' I called Papa and he said the office is upstairs. I thought it was downstairs. So I went up and saw R, I asked him where MV is and he pointed to this room so I went in. He told me to wait so I did. Then he sent me to the room R was in. He gave us a History worksheet and I was like WTH?! I didn't read any history but then R gave me his paper so I went looking through it.

MV went out, F and R were like... Ah.. nevermind. G said they were a lot worse when RA was there. He then gave us another work sheet... Okayy... it's either the connection is bad or Papa blocked the internet. I hope it's not the latter.

1st

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Got out of bed at 6 something and went off. We didn't know where to go so my dad was coming up with all these places and suddenly Cameron Highlands came up, so where dya think we went? Arrived at BOH! around 11. We were stuck in Hamid's Ditch on the way there because Papa was reversing and didn't see it. Thank God the bus was full of Europeans. They straight went out and 2 of 'em started jumping on the car so it would go out. Great people them. This guy went to taking picture of the car. LOL. When the bus passed us, they waved. :D

Hakim and I walked up through the tea farm whilst the rest drove up. I got mud all over my pants. They were supposed to walk up on the tarred road but they drove up instead. Oh well. We went to the factory and then bought tea at the shops.

Drove up to the top of Mt. Brincang for brunch. We wanted to go up the tower, ended up at the 1st level and then came back down to eat. They were scared. After we ate my brother was like...

H: Jom naik atas?
A: Jom
H: Now we got some Umphhh!
A: Yeahhh!

So, Hakim got up to the 2nd level and I went right to the top. And I was like I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation but then the mist got to me so I went down. I miss Manchester. :(

We went around Cameron Highlands... got Starbucks and something for me mates. Ate cendawan goreng, got myself strawberry jam and Mami got honey.

I WANT THOSE LAND ROVER TRUCKS! They were all old and it's not even using a land rover's engine but who cares? The body is well fit. Haha. I want to buy one, get it all cleaned up, repaint it. Get a more comfortable interior then I'm gonna change the engine, add that hydraulics thing and I got myself a cruise night ride.

It was a spontaneous trip so I didn't bring my jumper, sweater, coat or hoody. I also didn't bring my camera so no pictures... though I did bring the video camera.

So basically, that was the BEST LAST DAY of THE HOLIDAYS EVER!

I was exxagerating last night... the fireworks wasn't even that loud. Thank God Mr Neighbour didn't light any. So basically, I slept peacefully well.

I went to Auntie Faridah's house for lunch. Ate loads. Steamboat and Spaghetti. Nyum nyum. Before I went to KS, I tried bashing cars up on Paradise using Muhsin's steering wheel. Bloody hard, I ended up wrecking two before I lost. Too bad. Had horrible keropok lekor at KS but then Wak Umi re-fried it and it tasted better.

A: Can I get keropok lekor... because I didn't get any when we were in Penang?
M: *laughs*

That was intended to be a joke but when I said that, I was actually dissing myself but who cares. Aisyah made this real stupid poem in the car, couldn't stop laughing. I had to take care of Muaz from 7 til 10.30. I'm tired. I want to sleep.

TBH, I hate this layout so very much. Just changed it and now it's all pink. I was heading towards red but I can't get any light red so I decided just to go with pink. And no, I don't like pink.

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